edating:

do u ever regret things 0.03 seconds after u say them i do

(via queensmadee)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via queensmadee)

greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

(via riskque)

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

(Source: hotanimegirl, via thetowndrugdealer)

twoidjitsinthetardis:

thiskittydied:

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

F

G

(via thetowndrugdealer)